The First Geometric AI Engine for Creators

The Future of Fan EngagementPowered by Sidecar Chatter

Autonomous AI that engages fans 24/7, maximizes revenue, and protects your brand.

$81K+

Revenue in 60 Days

1 of 7 models tested

3x

Engagement Increase

vs traditional chatbots

24/7

Autonomous Replies

No human intervention needed

The Agency Pain Points

Why traditional solutions aren't working

❌ High VA Costs

Virtual Assistants cost $1,500-$3,000/month with training overhead, turnover risks, and inconsistent quality. Agencies can't scale effectively.

  • • Expensive salaries & training
  • • High turnover rates
  • • Inconsistent service quality

❌ Chatbot Limitations

Existing chatbots lack contextual awareness. Robotic, predictable responses fail to engage fans meaningfully. Poor timing and scripted interactions kill engagement.

  • • No contextual understanding
  • • Robotic, scripted responses
  • • Disengaged fan base

The Dual-Agent Architecture

We built a machine that wants to sell everything. Then we built a second machine that protects you from the first.

The Architect

Generator - Aggressive Sales

Optimized for maximum immediate revenue. Generates highly persuasive responses designed to drive tips, PPV purchases, and subscriptions.

  • Maximizes performance & engagement
  • Creative persuasion techniques
  • Free rein to optimize revenue

The Oracle

Discriminator - Ethics & Safety

Constitution-bound safety layer. Reviews EVERY response for predatory patterns, crisis signals, and long-term sustainability before it reaches fans.

  • Maximizes User Survival (LTV)
  • Crisis detection & support mode
  • Brand safety guaranteed

Fan Message

Incoming DM

The Architect

Generates Response

Revenue-Optimized

The Oracle

Safety Review

Ethics Validation

Safe Response

Delivered to Fan

Sidecar Memory Layer

Continuous learning from fan interactions • Adaptive engagement scoring • Long-term relationship optimization

The Technology Behind the Mark

Every element of our icon represents a core piece of the Sidecar architecture

LLM (base model)

The main AI that generates responses

U + V matrices

Low-rank sidecar memory that learns each fan

Gate (G > τ)

Only writes when engagement crosses threshold

Data flow → LLM

Learned patterns feed back into the model

Enterprise-Grade Features

Everything you need to automate and scale fan engagement

Core Engagement

  • • Autonomous DM responses 24/7
  • • Adaptive temperature control
  • • Conversation memory per fan
  • • Multi-conversation handling

PPV & Monetization

  • • Automatic PPV sending
  • • Geometric content matching
  • • Dynamic pricing
  • • Smart cooldown management

Safety & Moderation

  • • Crisis detection & support
  • • De-escalation protocols
  • • Fact contradiction detection
  • • Content filtering

Intelligence & Learning

  • • Sidecar commitment system
  • • Engagement scoring (G > τ)
  • • Eligibility traces learning
  • • Trajectory tracking

Operations & Control

  • • Human takeover detection
  • • Real-time dashboard
  • • Per-creator tuning
  • • OAuth Fanvue integration

Analytics & Reporting

  • • Message statistics
  • • PPV conversion metrics
  • • Crisis intervention tracking
  • • Revenue per send

3 Steps to Success

1

Personalized Onboarding

3-day beta program with white-glove setup. Our team guides you through configuration and integration with your Fanvue account.

2

Autonomous Engagement

Sidecar Chatter starts handling all fan DMs 24/7. The Architect generates responses, The Oracle ensures safety and sustainability.

3

Continuous Optimization

System learns from every interaction. Sidecar memory adapts to each fan, improving engagement and revenue over time.

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Everything You Need

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  • ✓ Unlimited fans per bot
  • ✓ Real-time learning & adaptation
  • ✓ Advanced analytics dashboard
  • ✓ Fanvue integration included
  • ✓ 24/7 autonomous engagement
  • ✓ Dual-agent safety system
  • ✓ Cancel anytime

Why Geometric AI?

Traditional chatbots match keywords. Ours reads the geometry of the conversation — momentum, intensity, trust — and responds to what's actually happening, not what was scripted.

Private LLM

Self-hosted model. Your data never leaves our servers.

Geometric Memory

The AI remembers each fan differently and adapts in real time.

Dual-Agent Safety

Every message passes through two AIs — one sells, one protects.